NEW COURSES FOR WOMEN :-)
Contributed by Dr.Venugpoal, Kolhapur.
Many women think that they already know everything, but wait...., new Training courses are now available in 2008 for women on the following Subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier : Where No Women Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking : Making Deposits
3. Parties : Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management : Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game.
5. Bathroom Etiquette I : Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II : His Razor Is His.
7. Communication Skills I : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking.
9. Communication Skills III : Getting what you Want Without Nagging.
10. Driving a car Safely : A Skill You CAN Acquire.
11. Telephone Skills : How To Hang Up.
12. Introduction To Parking.
13. Advanced Parking : Backing into a Space.
14. Water Retention : Fact or Fat.
15. Cooking I : Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16. Cooking II : Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
17. Cooking III : How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
18. Compliments : Accepting Them Gracefully
20. Dancing : Why Men Don't Like To.
21. Classic Clothing : Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
22. Household Dust : A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
23. Integrating Your Laundry : Washing It All Together.
24. Oil and Petrol: your Car Needs Both.
25. TV Remotes : For Men Only.
26. Getting Ready to go out : Start the day before
Dear Ladies please do't mind, there is one more Course...
27. Accept : Accept the Humor.
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