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Grammar and spell errors have no>place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
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Hello To Viewers
My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to>my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she>is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework>(Homework?)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>
Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may>never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire>life can run smoothly. thank you>(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one>brother and one sister. she should be educated.>(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>I I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am>looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love>myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my>hand forever !!!>(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>i I am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot>(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>My My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as>in KSBKBT......>(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too>much,ain't he?)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>i I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but>while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast>(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO>LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER>OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE>IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED>WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.>(all of us are loughing{laughing})>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone>bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she>would be called the woman of the lamp>(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>i I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love>thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok>(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering>from "Ok-syndrome")>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR>AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK>(the "ok syndrome" again)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>I I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother>sister complity marred>(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married>'completely'?)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>iam I very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.>i>am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi>diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.>(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>my My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes>pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes>(height of desperation! J )>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>Iwant I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea>frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.>IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are>beautiful.>but>iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a>good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.>bye bye.>(uttama purushan)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>iam I am kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.>(No comments)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>I I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.>(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i>divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded>and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted>...>(but credit cards not accepted..???)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>my My colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service>(Zebra..???)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>i'm I am looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot>should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.>(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>to To be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable>(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>i I would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.>because girl is the maharani.>(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>ssc I failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not>paying salary at present.>(Any takers again?)
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