Contributed by : Dr.Venugopal, Kolhapur.
Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?.....
Think Think.........
Its because.........Monday is a Weak Day.
Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?..........
Ans: On Television..
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?........Guess plz.........
He'll ask:"Where is Pop Corn?"
Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?.....
A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?......
A: Group discussion when he is alone.
Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?..........?....
ANS:Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???......Guess???.....
Give it a shot.......
A:MARUTI 800!!!
Q:Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch.
But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?..........Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
A:'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?..........
Socho..........
A:Kol-Kata....
Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother i.e. Great Grandmother.What did he name the bank?....
Think!......
"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.
Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?...............
Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai...
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??....Think!....Think!.....Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated.. !!
Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?..............
Coz God Never Dies....Confused?.........
BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO
Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?......
Take a Guess................
MOTHER-BOARD!____________ _________ _________ _______
Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?...........
Think..........
Ans: To check his balance....____________ _________ _________
Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??..........
ANS:HOLI..How?.......Coz....He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,CUB hai Holi...."
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